Just in time for the Big Game, important research is published on how to eat better at those Superbowl parties. A Cornell research group studying wing-eating sports fans found that subjects ate more when the pile of bones was taken away instead of left on the table. 43% more. Wow. So clearly, the take-home lesson is to get those nekkid bones out of your face so you can eat more. Better still, I plan to just stand by the trash and drop them in as I finish them. And one more thing, what did the Institutional Review Board proposal for this study look like?