“Rody has to go to his office.”
“Really? Rody has an office?”
“Of course, Daddy. His office is right here.” (gesturing dramatically toward the bathroom)
“Oh, of course.”
“Rody needs to sit on the potty.”
“Well, just be sure Rody doesn’t get his bottom wet. Hold on to Rody, honey.”
“OK.”
“Is Rody going pee-pee, honey?”
“No Daddy, he’s goin poopy. Lookatdis — the poopy comes out here.” (with an index finger placed firmly on Rody’s curiously-positioned inflation valve)