Wolvertown

intermittent updates from chronic underachievers

To the Tune Of...

A song. To the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It”

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There's some toast on the floor - on the floor!
There's some toast on the floor - on the floor! 
There's some toast on the floor
    you can sweep it when you're four,
There's some toast on the floor - on the floor!

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